The 2005 Blow-mee Awards Winners

The results are in! First, we want to thank everyone who took the time to vote. We also would like to congratulate all the winners since we know this will easily be the highlight of your year. If your favorite didn't win this year, I'm afraid you will just have to wait until next year. Until then, get off your ass and submit those pictures. Who knows, next year you could walk away with a Blow-Mee.

Best Blowin' Up Form

Our take: Obviously this guy has practiced his form. Arms out, slightly bent, head tilted back, and the look of a Blow-Mee recipient.

Best Blowin' Up Location

Our take: For future reference, it's going to be hard to beat a glacier.

Best use of props while Blowin' Up

Our take: Oscar is a son of a bitch, but in this case he made the difference.

Best Female

Our take: Good looks alone won't do it for our voters, they also like eggs.

Best Male

Our take: It's a good thing that the Goddfather won because if he hadn't someone would have paid dearly for it.

Best Kid

Our take: This kid is the future of Blowin' Up. A few of you could learn a thing or two from him.

Best Costume

Our take: This tells us a lot about our visitors, a majority of them are nerds. On another note, we are pretty sure that neither of these guys have ever been laid.

Best Group Photo

Our take: The funny thing is, we are pretty sure they were in the middle of singing YMCA while this picture was taken.

Best Celebrity Blowin' Up

Our take: Where is Richard's other hand?

Best of the Year

Our take: She has no idea how big of an honor this is, trust us on that one.